What to do if you are under 21

From Rofflehaus

1. Kill yourself.
2. Find someone over 21 to buy booze for you.
3. Join a club.
4. Find other bored people in your dorm and go have group sex.
5. Free Friday Flicks, or check out a movie at the Ames Public Library
6. There's always mini golf. (See #1)
7. Get addicted to World of Warcraft and grind away your under-age years. Hey, I heard some chicks play World of Warcraft. Honest!