Television

From Rofflehaus

You have three basic options:

[edit] Over-the-air channels

You get 5, 8, 13, and maybe 17 if you're fucking lucky.

You're also a cheap fuck.

[edit] Cable

Mediacom is the local catv monopoly. I recommend getting Extended Basic service, as it has all of the cool channels that Mediacom will certainly be getting rid of soon because I like them.

[edit] Satellite

Let's see, there's DirecTV, Dish Network, anything else?

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