Student

From Rofflehaus

Student...most likely you, the reader. More specifically, an ISU student though you could be an Ames high school student but probably not.

[edit] As a student

As a student you should

• spend hundreds of dollars on textbooks each semester
• watch your tuition rate rise and rise and rise
• be apathetic about the City Council passing things like the
  • Couch Ordinance
  • Occupancy Ordinance
  • Drink buffet ban

For a more complete list go see why Ames hates students and last, to some is the least, you should

• go to class and learn stuff

[edit] At some point

While a student at ISU, your future alma-mater, you should do the following at some point:

• go campaniling
• eat at Little Taipei or Cocost
• join a riot or watch it and get gassed anyway or be in the wrong place at the wrong time and sill get gassed and/or maced
• ride CyRide

Surely there's more to do...maybe not.