Rofflehaus's Name
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[edit] Rofflehaus Progression
[edit] Step 1
ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing.
[edit] Step 2
If you try to pronounce ROFL, you would say "Roffle"
[edit] Step 3
That leads naturally to "Rofflehouse" (i.e., wafflehouse)
[edit] Step 4
That's not weird enough. Rofflehaus it is.
[edit] IRC logs
[edit] Web Applications
[14:31] <Russ|Fluffy_Otter> Heh. I get to present my web application today.
[14:31] <Russ|Fluffy_Otter> *shudder*
[14:32] <Russ|Fluffy_Otter> And I'm sure get a list of 500 features to add by tomorrow.
[14:32] <fuck_you_hippy> make the entire presentation in 1337
[14:32] <daoist> oh by the way, can you *completely change everything* by tuesday? thanks.
[14:32] <fuck_you_hippy> OMFG 1337 PHP APPZ 4 U
[14:32] <daoist> we should make a web development company called OMFG 1337 PHP APPZ 4 U
[14:32] <Freddie> 4 U 2 C
[14:32] <Russ|Fluffy_Otter> *grin*
[14:33] <Tom> 4 U 2 C N U's
[14:33] <Russ|Fluffy_Otter> daoist: I honestly expect a "That's nice... can you change this all by tomorrow?"
[14:33] <daoist> yeah, gotta use the possessive U for use
[14:33] * Tom commits ritual suicide over what he just typed
[14:33] <Tom> or maybe U'z
[14:34] <daoist> nah, no ', use Uz :)
[14:34] <Tom> ah yes. With the z it follows naturally. It's such a foreign area for me
[14:34] <daoist> Solid-Acid knows how to incorporate a company. we just gotta fill out a few forms and we'll be OMFG 1337 PHP APPZ 4 U
[14:35] <Freddie> hah
[14:35] <daoist> if U WR 1337 UD NOT UZ TEH '
[14:35] <Freddie> OMFG 1337 PHP APPZ 4 U, LOLLC
[14:35] <Tom> is there a domain availability check in the channel still?
[14:35] <daoist> omfg yeah
[14:35] <daoist> !check OMFG1337PHPAPPZ4U
[14:36] <NanoBoy> i never actually did it
[14:36] <daoist> ah
[14:36] <NanoBoy> but yes, all you do is fill out some forms at the clerk of court
[14:36] <rjfox> i have a LLC
[14:36] <daoist> hopefully fuck_you_hippy is on board for our company so we don't have to pay him rights for the name.
[14:36] <daoist> I do like the LOLLC thing.
[14:37] <rjfox> that way i can bill my hookers as "entertainment expense"
[14:37] <Corwin> I do the LOL thing
[edit] Food Delivery
(3 days later)
[14:26] <blt> hello..
[14:26] <blt> does anyone have any idea of a place like Take Out Taxi or Dine One One in ames?
[14:27] <deejoe_work> excellent question
[14:27] <blt> deejoe, id die for someone to bring me food at work right now
[14:27] <blt> i want taco johns something awful
[14:27] <deejoe_work> I've been thinking Take out taxi would be great here.
[14:27] <NanoBoy> how about i drive over there, you give me $10, and i just shit in your mouth
[14:27] <deejoe_work> where do you know of it from?
[14:29] <dao_upstairs> we should open a company like that in ames
[14:29] <dao_upstairs> call it "lazy fuckhole"
[14:30] <deejoe_work> call it "I don't have a car/time"
[14:30] <Freddie> can we make it an LOLLC?
[14:30] <NanoBoy> make it a subsidary of your PHP business ;)
[14:30] <dao_upstairs> oh yeah
[14:30] <dao_upstairs> OMFG FUD 4 U LOLLC
[14:31] <dao_upstairs> OMFG FUD 4 U ASASP, LOLLC
[14:31] <Freddie> OMFG FUD 4 U ASASP PLZ, LOLLC
[14:31] <dao_upstairs> that's a winner
[14:31] <dao_upstairs> freddie has to be in our company just to name all the subsidiaries.
[14:32] <Freddie> if it gets too big, we can just rename the corporation Roffle Corp
[14:32] <NanoBoy> i'd be a real asshole, i'd request a wendies chilli from the west wendies, and then breadsticks from fazolis, and steak and eggs from the truck stop
[14:32] <deejoe_work> you'd pay, then
[14:32] <dao_upstairs> and a sandwich from teh east wendies
[14:32] <NanoBoy> yes
[14:32] <dao_upstairs> nah, name it ROFFLE HAUS
[14:32] <deejoe_work> so long as you pay, would they care?
[14:32] <NanoBoy> ROFFLE HAUS
[14:32] <Freddie> rofl
[14:33] <NanoBoy> that sounds pretty cool actually
[14:33] <dao_upstairs> so we should get right no incorporating our php script / food delivery service.
[14:33] <dao_upstairs> *on
[14:34] <NanoBoy> let's do it
[14:34] <dao_upstairs> a waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap
[14:34] <NanoBoy> ROFFLE INC
[14:34] <Freddie> in true waffle house fashion, we'd need a location every 100 yards, or so
[14:35] <NanoBoy> lol
[14:35] <NanoBoy> just paint up some cardboard boxes and pay homeless people to sit in them
[14:35] <NanoBoy> a 40oz a day
[14:35] <dao_upstairs> yeah
[14:35] <dao_upstairs> give them cards to hand out
[14:35] <blt> see im just stuck here at work. id have to bus home (20 minutes), get car, get take out, drive home, get bus back to work (20 minutes)..
[14:35] <blt> its better if someone can just deliver it to me
[14:35] <dao_upstairs> "hi sir, do you need food delivered, or a php application?"
[14:40] <dao_upstairs> we need to hire a totally fucking hot receptionist to answer the phones: "oh em eff gee leet pee ach pee appz 4 u ell oh ell ell cee, how may we kick your website's ass today?"
[14:42] <SirNotInThisFilm> who is we?
[edit] Synthesis
(Later that night)
[00:28] <Freddie> rofflehaus.com is open, dao_moving
[00:28] <dao_moving> oooooh
[00:28] <dao_moving> i get paid friday
[00:29] <Freddie> what else goes with PHP scripts and fast food delivery?
[00:33] <dao_moving> this friday, rofflehaus.com will be MINE
[00:34] <dao_moving> none of you lamers better squat
[00:35] <Pendragn> what's "rofflehaus?"
[00:35] <dao_moving> our php coding / fast food delivery umbrella corporation
[00:36] <Freddie> it's the PHP script/fast food delivery conglomeration
[00:36] <Pendragn> Ahhh.
[00:36] <Freddie> i can't decide if we should go every 100 or 150 yards between locations
[00:37] <Freddie> i mean it works for waffle house
[00:37] <Freddie> but ames would have more than 200 locations
[00:38] <dao_moving> that ensures profitability
[00:38] <Freddie> right
