Places where you may get raped

From Rofflehaus

• University Book Store
• Campus Book Store
• Accounts Receivable Office

No seriously, no one wants your stank ass. You are not going to be snatched walking on campus, even in the middle of the night, even if you're completely nude, even if you have a big neon sign that says "Rape me!"

You might, on the other hand, want to think twice about that 5th keg stand of the night.

[edit] See also

• Emergency phone
• Rape

[edit] News articles

• The article, Woods, Elwood Drive could be hazardous, in the 10/09, 2003 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. (D: 10/09/2003)
• The article, Woman reports assault in Lot S-4, in the 10/22, 2003 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. (D: 10/22/2003)