John Cunnally
From Rofflehaus
Associate Professor of Art and Design known for love of art history and eccentricity.
Cunnally lectures with his eyes closed and shows no control when using a laser pointer.
[edit] Quotes
- "When I was young, I always thought there was a great seal in Washington with flippers that goes 'erk erk'."
- "ROBOTS!!"
- "The memorial is a large round ball of glass ten meters in diameter, tinted gold, with shiny white steel wires sticking out of it in all directions. The ball of glass tinted gold represents my goldfish Sunny swimming in his bowl, the wires are like the whiskers of a cat and they represent Kitty who ate Sunny."
(from a class list email)
- "Sometimes a guy gets tired of diagonal staples and itches for a vertical one."
- "Put out and you'll be sure to rack up those points."
