Cyclone Truck Stop

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Better variety and value than Perkins, and it's waited on by a whore named Jenna. She's not really a whore, but it's kind of close, I mean I did see her boobies once.

Restaurant is kind of smoky. But it's a nice place to go on the way in/out of town. I like their Ham & Bean Soup with Cornbread special - only about $3.50. Make sure to sign up to get a free $5 coupon mailed to you on your birthday.

They also have a "double half pounder", that's right, a burger with 2 1/2 pound patties on it. It's huge and awesome. Especially with some fries and some cheese and bacon. It's not listed on the menu officially. It's in there mostly as a joke, but if you order it, you'll be brought a huge, tasty burger.

Hy-Vee sometimes uses special paper for receipts, where coupons for local businesses are printed on the other side. This may include a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for the Truck Stop.

[edit] What to Get

  • DOUBLE HALF POUNDER!!!
  • Country Fried Steak
  • Potato Smiles
  • Anything Fried
  • Meat Loaf
  • NOT THE MASHED POTATOS
  • Pancakes
  • Buffalo Burger

[edit] News articles

  • The article, Can’t go wrong with truck stop gravy, in the 06/07, 2001 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. (D: 06/07/2001), an Eat-N-Write report.
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