Crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex
From Rofflehaus
The sex life of a very audible female was the topic of the following Quick Es:
"To the girl downstairs in Knapp: stop having crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex ... we can HEAR you!"
"To the junior wanting a porno with a good plot: Go see the girl in Knapp having crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex."
"Anyone know where the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex room is? I'd like to make an appointment."
"I bet the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding sex woman will have a better starting salary than all of you."
"OK. We're all forgetting something here. To be truly rich, one must pursue their passions and respect others who do the same, regardless of financial reward. Let's take that monkey sex chic for instance ..."
"Let's get off the girl having the crazy, freaky, loud monkey sex; SOMEONE PLEASE GET OFF HER."
"Don't judge someone on their crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex! They're people too!"
"OK, wait, I'm confused ... is crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding sex a major at ISU?"
"Well, at least it's not crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding PRISON sex."
"DPS parking ticket: $12. Friday night in Campustown: $45. Text book: $80. A night with crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex girl: Priceless"
"People would like engineers more if they built robots capable of crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex."
"Did the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding circus sex girl change rooms? I think she moved in next door."
"Tortured crow music?! THAT ain't tortured crow music, THAT's the crazy, freaky, monkey-sounding, circus sex girl."
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The article, 11/20/1998, in the 11/20, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 12/01/1998, in the 12/01, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 12/02/1998, in the 12/02, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 12/09/1998, in the 12/09, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 12/10/1998, in the 12/10, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 12/11/1998, in the 12/11, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 12/14/1998, in the 12/14, 1998 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 01/22/1999, in the 01/22, 1999 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience. The article, 02/10/1999, in the 02/10, 1999 edition of the Iowa State Daily is still unavailable due to a change in the Daily's website and general laziness of Rofflehaus contributors. If you'd like to help fix a broken link like this, check out Template talk:ISUD to find out how. Thank you for your patience.
