Barbara Mack

From Rofflehaus

Dept: Journalism and Mass Communication

Teaches: JL MC 460

Salary: $69,678.11

http://www.jlmc.iastate.edu/faculty/mack.html

The exclusive teacher for JL MC 460: Journalism Law, considered to be the hardest class of the journalism program.

Loud, passionate, profane, self-effacing, and articulate. Easily sidetracked and amused. Scratches under her breasts when doing dumb people impressions.

Leads an aggressive campaign to eliminate the improper use of the word "like." Using "like," as in, "The First Amendment talks about, like, the freedom of speech" will subject you to public humiliation. And damn it, she's like, right.

Former counsel for the Des Moines Register. Avid horse rider/owner. Was offered the chance of buying the horse that paralyzed Christopher Reeves (she refused).

Former food critic for the DMR. Once had her bedroom window blasted with a shotgun after giving a negative review.

Do NOT attempt to study other material/do the Daily crossword in her class.